Επειδή το γέλιο κάνει καλό...

[Ramparter]

Η γυναικα και καλα οντας casual δε θα ασχοληθει με τη σπηλιά αλλα θα ακολουθησει το marker κατευθειαν για το point of interest.

[Ground_zero]

Malista

[Ramparter]

Τι μαλιστα; Δεν εχει objection; Δε το περιμενα αυτο απο σενα...

[Titus]

Παρατηρείστε επίσης τη διαφορά χρήματος. Αν υπολογίσουμε κόστος αγοράς του Skyrim, ρεύμα, αποσβέσεις του μηχανήματος κλπ φτάνουμε δε φτάνουμε τα 100 ευρώ. Πολύ πιο συμφέρον λοιπόν, αν και δε μπορείς να το φορέσεις.

[McSolid]

Mπορεις, το loot τι το εχουμε;

[McSolid]

http://www.cosmo.gr/Epikairotita/Kosmos/Afieromata/oi-pio-perierges-thrhskeies-poy-den-tha-pisteuete-pws-yparxoyn.1520674.html

Τεραστιο highlight: Pastafarian!!!

[Ground_zero]

Τι μαλιστα; Δεν εχει objection; Δε το περιμενα αυτο απο σενα...

Epeidh den exw antirhsh aplws den eixa antilhfthei to skeptiko.

[丹野]

http://www.cosmo.gr/Epikairotita/Kos...n.1520674.html

Τεραστιο highlight: Pastafarian!!!

Εμένα πάντως με τράβηξε την περίεργεια η παρακάτω φράση

Ανάμεσα σε αυτές τις διδασκαλίες είναι και η ιστορία του Xenu (ή Xemu), ο οποίος είναι ένας εξωγήινος ηγέτης της "Γαλαξιακής Ομοσπονδίας".

Μπας και ο Xeno να είναι ο Xenu? :xp::resp:

[Xeno]

Ειναι δεν ειναι αληθεια, καιρο ειχα να γελασω τοσο:

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials:

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Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )

Aepends how much you've been drinking.
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Q:I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )

A: What did your last slave die of?
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Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )

A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
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Q:Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A:Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
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Q:Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is
Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
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Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
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Q:Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.
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Qlease send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.
All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
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Q:I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
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Q:I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA )

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
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Qo you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )

A: Only at Christmas.
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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

[Bartman]

Τους Αμερικανους τους δουλευει κανονικοτατα χαχαχα

[丹野]

Θεοί οι Αυστραλοί! Αχαχαχαχαχαχαχα! xD

[McSolid]

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

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[BigBOSS]

[ChrisTop]

[Bartman]