Omegle Logz

[Azrael]

Stranger: Hi, are you gay? im horny, and i have a webcam? (msn or yahoo)

You: hi

You: wtf!!!




Ωχ!!!!Ρε Zero μηπως εισαι εσυ ρε

[Azrael]

You: manowar rules

Stranger: I like my women like I like my wine...

Stranger: 12 years old and locked in the cellar

You: wat

Stranger: you heard me

Stranger: i like mashing them and then grinding them up with my you know what


You: i'm a police officer you are screwed

Stranger: oh really

Stranger: i might just grind your child up

Stranger: I ALSO KILLED LIKE 50 people

Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?

Stranger: haha YOU CANT TOUCH ME

You: of course not

Stranger: I HAVE YOUR IP NOW

Stranger: soo yeh i am going to come to your house and rape you

You: i don't touch shit

Stranger: and your 4 hermaphrodites

Stranger: you touch my shit

Stranger: sometimes i pick up my shit from the toilet and eat it

Stranger: i like to talk to my shit

Stranger: because its my friend

You: INTERNET HAHAHA

Stranger: then i wrap it up

Stranger: in a blanket and sleep with it

Stranger: then i kiss it goodnight

Stranger: do you do the same thing?

You: sort of

Stranger: Were both the same

Stranger: ...

Stranger: Do you know what a furry is?

You: yes

Stranger: i have 3 animals....all which i fuck

Stranger: a dog.... cat... and my son

Stranger: I dress up in a mickey mouse costume and cut a hole so i can whip out my dick

Stranger: and then I FUCK other people wearing mickey mouse costumes

Stranger: We have conventions and shit

You: lol go playning world of warcraft man

Stranger: Ever heard of FURRYCON?




OMG LOL.

[dOOpLiSSaKoS]

Γαμάτο αυτό!!

Stranger: Hi

You: osu

Stranger: No osso

Stranger: Ronaldo shines very in...?
a)Sao Paulo
b)Corinthians
c)Flamengo

You: huh?

Stranger: Hlk?

Stranger: Hulk?

You: Batman!!

Stranger: The warrior hulk

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: Spider man

You: ITS MORPHING TIME!!! xD

Stranger: hsaushausha

Stranger: shaushaushuashuashausha

Stranger: hsuahsuashasaushausa

Stranger: Power Ranger

You: BOOOOOM!

Stranger: hahahahahahaha I laugh very

[Azrael]

You: hi male here big cock

Stranger: Hi male here, bigger cock

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Chief]

Omegle Logz

Εδώ μπορούμε να βάλουμε τα ep1c l0gZ μας απο το Omegle. Μπορούμε κιόλας να φτιάξουμε ένα διαγωνισμό κιόλας ή κάτι τέτοιο στο τέλος.

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: m/f ?

Stranger: m

You: then stick your dick up your arse cause i don't screw men

Stranger: ok i will try

Stranger: thanks a lot for your education

You: ur welcome

You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: male here wanna cyber sex?

You: yes

You: yes..!!!

You: except that i'm a male too

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: .

Stranger: hi

You: m/f?

Stranger: m

You: nice

Stranger: you?

You: m

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: Merry Christmas

You: alhthws anesti

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: You play wow?

You: just guild wars

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Μετά έπεσα σε σοβαρές συζητήσεις.



(αν κάποιος mod θεωρήσει πως δε χρειάζεται το θέμα ας το σβήσει ή ας μετακινήσει το κείμενο στο topic που ξεκίνησε, απλά αισθάνομαι πως έχουν να δημοσιευτούν πολλά logz ακόμη)

[Scatman]

Μα τι επος ρε Raphael, Που το ανακαλυψες?

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi hi
Stranger: asl?
You: that means?
Stranger: how old r u? male or female? from?
You: i see, 23 female atlantis
Stranger: cool
Stranger: 18 m norway here
You: so..are u married?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: r u?
You: nope! so we should make cyber sex, shouldnt we?
Stranger: yea, on msn?
You: here. its more kinky
Stranger: ok xD
Stranger: u start
You: ok, first of all im a man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

χαχα

[Chief]

Το είχαν δημοσιεύσει στο "γέλιο κάνει καλό"!

Είναι φοβερό ψυχολογικό εργαλείο αυτό το site. Αν ζούσε ο Φρόυντ...

[Ramparter]

asl
Κι εγω πριν λιγο καιρο εμαθα τι σημαινει οταν το δα σε ενα motivator και το ψαξα για να καταλαβω το αστειο.

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Stranger: warning i am a 16 yr male

You: 23 m

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi

Stranger: IMMA NINJA


You: have you played banjo kazooie?

Stranger: YA

Stranger: NINJA

Stranger: WOOT

Stranger: NINJA

Stranger: OMG A NINJA

Stranger: LOOK AT ME IMMA NINJA


You: yes but im bear and bird, i win

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THE NINJA

You have disconnected.

You: hey

Stranger: hey

You: have you played banjo kazooie?

Stranger: nah

You: that's sad

Stranger: m/f

You: !

Stranger: you have one wish for free now ! (excepts other wishes)

You: I wish rare releases banjo threeie

Stranger: wtf is that?

You: it's the best video game ever

You: bear and bird win combo

Stranger: is it like crash bandicoot?

You: yes but better

You: you can play it on xbox live

Stranger: in my eyes is that a very bad wish

You: can you grant it or not?

Stranger: i would wish freedom, peace, happyness and healthy for all people !

Stranger: and you want a fucking x box game?

You: lolz that would be the lamest video game

You: and i dont really care if its for xbox, just gimme the fuckin bear n bird

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: runkkaaks mulle?

You: wat

Stranger: will you mmh fuck to ur self?

You: no, only sex with bear and bird

Stranger: oookay, well its nice

You: so what about you?

You: like bears?

Stranger: yeah (:

You: yeah you should play banjo kazooie

Stranger: mmh, noo, i don't like banjo

You: you know it?

You: its teh fucking best game

Stranger: ookay

You: asl?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ryu_gr]

Όταν ανακάλυψα την υπηρεσία:

You: is this service new?

Stranger: wat

You: i just discovered it

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Αυτό

[Chief]

Εγώ πάντως έπιασα συζήτηση με αυτή. Ώρες μιλούσαμε. Πριν μου πείτε 'σε δούλευαν ρε ψιλο γαζι ρεεε' να απαντήσω πως i'm smarter than that.

Επίσης μίλησα με μία Ισραηλινή που στην αρχή νόμιζα πως είναι άνδρας (έπιασα σοβαρή συζήτηση επειδή είδα ένα θεατρικό έργο γι'αυτό το θέμα σήμερα).

Το απόγευμα μπήκα και το βράδυ. Το βράδυ μου έτυχαν σχεδόν όλες γυναίκες.. <_<


Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: from?

You: please wait so i can roll a cigar

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: just one minute so i can roll a cigarette

Stranger: ok

Stranger: sorry bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


EPIC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: geia

Stranger: gaia?

You: yes

You: the earth

You: the power of the soil

You: BEHOLD

Stranger: Wild DUGTRIO uses EARTHQUAKE.

Stranger: EARTH fainted.

You: got it.

You have disconnected.

[McSolid]

Stranger: hi

You: low

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Chief]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Horny female?

You: you are?

Stranger: No

You: me neither

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Hipster Luffy]

μονο εγω επεσα σε 23αρα ρωσσιδα και πιασαμε κουβεντα?

[Hipster Luffy]

You: tsa
Stranger: bonne nuit!!
Stranger: good night!!
Stranger: selamat malam!!
You: france?
Stranger: dad is
Stranger: :-]
You: you are?
Stranger: u?
You: daughter?
Stranger: yep
You: niceeeeeeeeee...
You: i like to take care on other guys daughters...

στην ιδια κουβεντα...

Stranger: how old r u?
You: 24
You: u?
Stranger: im 17
Stranger: lol
You: nice
You: oh its ok
You: my ex girlfriend was 16
You: you are older
You: hahahahah
Stranger: whoowww
You: i am a cute guy
Stranger: thats when u were 16 or something right
Stranger: lol
You: that was last year

στην ιδια κουβεντα...

Stranger: no not now pls, my sister is still accompany me
You: is with you
You: ?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: now
You: you can stll share me
You: so i will be 12 yo for each one
Stranger: um
Stranger: okay if u dont mind, give me ur msn first, let me think, and ill add soon, we could talk later
Stranger: deal
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i like older guys
You: deal

οχι παιζουμε...νουμππαδες...thnx για τη σελιδα.
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: greece
You: u
You: ?
Stranger: Taiwan ?
Stranger:
Stranger: excuse me where is Greece
You: female from taiwan?
Stranger: yeah
You: age?
Stranger: 16
You: can i buy you from your father?

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Stranger: are you a horny girl who has msn / cam?
You: are you a mantis?
Stranger: are you a horny girl who has msn / cam?
You: are you a mantis?
Stranger: ya
You: i am not
Stranger: are you a horny girl who has msn / cam?
You: are you a mantis?
Stranger: no
You: i know

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You: email
You: ?
You: to find you
You: ?
Stranger: umm..
Stranger: my mom say i cannot give my e-mail to someone i didn't know...
Stranger: sorry..
You: ok
You: i have the solution
You: i will give you my email
You: lol
Stranger: ok

[ChrisTop]

Εγώ πάντως έπιασα συζήτηση με αυτή.

WAT