You: hi, any chance you are a hot chick who likes Skyrim?
Stranger: Yup!
You: wait what?
Stranger: I love Skyrim and I am hot!
You: you should come in my house and play skyrim naked
You: seriously, what character do you have?
Stranger: I only play my brothers...
You: which is...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Yup!
You: wait what?
Stranger: I love Skyrim and I am hot!
You: you should come in my house and play skyrim naked
You: seriously, what character do you have?
Stranger: I only play my brothers...
You: which is...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi, any chance you are a hot chick who likes Skyrim?
Stranger: do u wanna buy shit from my anus hole?
You: yes, do you sell glass armor?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: if u order poo
You: actually i'm only wearing robes for magicka regeneration...
You: level 22 btw, you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi, any chance you are a hot chick who likes Skyrim?
Stranger: do u wanna buy shit from my anus hole?
You: yes, do you sell glass armor?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: if u order poo
You: actually i'm only wearing robes for magicka regeneration...
You: level 22 btw, you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi, any chance you are a hot chick who likes Skyrim?
Stranger: yaa
Stranger: i =v got amazing tits
You: nice!
You: have you finished the main quest?
Stranger: wanna webcam i can strip for u
You: ok, you can show me your inventory too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi, any chance you are a hot chick who likes Skyrim?
Stranger: yaa
Stranger: i =v got amazing tits
You: nice!
You: have you finished the main quest?
Stranger: wanna webcam i can strip for u
You: ok, you can show me your inventory too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi, any chance you are a hot chick who likes Skyrim?
Stranger: depends what skyrim is
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjqsYzBrP-M
You: FUS RO DAH
Stranger: just tell me what it is I can't be arsed
You: it's the best rpg ever
Stranger: how the fuck is a girl meant to know what an rpg is
You: there are mayn girls who play rpgs
You: have you not watch the big bang theory?
Stranger: no I'm still confused what an rpg is
Stranger: what is it?
You: a role playing game
You: like farmville but not really
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: like the sims?
You: YES! it's exactly like the Sims
Stranger: I LOVE THE SIMS
You: (you really are a chick, arent you)
Stranger: i could marry that game
Stranger: lol yes I am a chick.
You: I AM THAT GAME, MARRY ME!!!
You: I mean, I should see some pics of you first
Stranger: hahaha your not that game plus I havnt played it (or you) for ages
You: yeah it's pretty old, anything you played more recently?
Stranger: well my brother is always on cod now so I give it a go
You: btw you should watch that youtube link i gave to you
You: oh cod, right
You: i once liked cod
Stranger: I really CBA to watch it cus I'm on my phone
You: you chan omegle on your phone? you must be really bored right now..
You: where do you live?
Stranger: I just watched an hour or jersey shore I'm scarred for life
Stranger: I live in England
You: is it scary?
Stranger: no its fucking the most disgusting stupidest thing ever
Stranger: have you never heard of it?
You: no, i am googling it right now
Stranger: oh my god you live under a rock
Stranger: lol
You: lol i live in greece
You: i started watching american horror story lately, give it a go
Stranger: no thanks I don't watch horror movies infant sleep for weeks
Stranger: * I cant
You: at least this one isn't disgusting...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi, any chance you are a hot chick who likes Skyrim?
Stranger: depends what skyrim is
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjqsYzBrP-M
You: FUS RO DAH
Stranger: just tell me what it is I can't be arsed
You: it's the best rpg ever
Stranger: how the fuck is a girl meant to know what an rpg is
You: there are mayn girls who play rpgs
You: have you not watch the big bang theory?
Stranger: no I'm still confused what an rpg is
Stranger: what is it?
You: a role playing game
You: like farmville but not really
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: like the sims?
You: YES! it's exactly like the Sims
Stranger: I LOVE THE SIMS
You: (you really are a chick, arent you)
Stranger: i could marry that game
Stranger: lol yes I am a chick.
You: I AM THAT GAME, MARRY ME!!!
You: I mean, I should see some pics of you first
Stranger: hahaha your not that game plus I havnt played it (or you) for ages
You: yeah it's pretty old, anything you played more recently?
Stranger: well my brother is always on cod now so I give it a go
You: btw you should watch that youtube link i gave to you
You: oh cod, right
You: i once liked cod
Stranger: I really CBA to watch it cus I'm on my phone
You: you chan omegle on your phone? you must be really bored right now..
You: where do you live?
Stranger: I just watched an hour or jersey shore I'm scarred for life
Stranger: I live in England
You: is it scary?
Stranger: no its fucking the most disgusting stupidest thing ever
Stranger: have you never heard of it?
You: no, i am googling it right now
Stranger: oh my god you live under a rock
Stranger: lol
You: lol i live in greece
You: i started watching american horror story lately, give it a go
Stranger: no thanks I don't watch horror movies infant sleep for weeks
Stranger: * I cant
You: at least this one isn't disgusting...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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