Nah, the latest news is that Dust: An Elysian Tail won’t make it to the Greek Xbox Live.
Just yesterday Microsoft Hellas stated that, even if they had to run naked in front of the PASOK offices with a souvlaki in one hand and a "Mitsotakis = epic lover for life" sign in the other, they still wouldn’t approve the release of a game like that on the Greek Xbox Live.
Rumor has it that Greece is regarded way too civilized of a country for a game like that to be played by its citizens. On the other hand, less civilized, or even uncivilized, countries, like Turkey, Albania, Egypt ect, where women still wear winter caps and take bicycles for a ride, will see the release of the controversial game.
Fuck those retarded malakes, you know what I say man? Let’s all run naked in front of the PASOK offices with a souvlaki in one hand and a "Mitsotakis = epic lover for life" sign in the other to protest against this shit. Fuck man, you know what? The hell with it, why waste a whole hand holding just a souvlaki when you can hold two "Mitsotakis = epic lover for life" signs? In the end, critical thinking is the key to success.
Sorry for my Greek, I haven’t practiced them in a long time, I usually speak English. I like them better you know, they are cooler and, in the end, the Total Gym commercial is in English so, you know.
Peace.
PS. The money exists.
PS2. Down with the Junta
PS3. Peace
Just yesterday Microsoft Hellas stated that, even if they had to run naked in front of the PASOK offices with a souvlaki in one hand and a "Mitsotakis = epic lover for life" sign in the other, they still wouldn’t approve the release of a game like that on the Greek Xbox Live.
Rumor has it that Greece is regarded way too civilized of a country for a game like that to be played by its citizens. On the other hand, less civilized, or even uncivilized, countries, like Turkey, Albania, Egypt ect, where women still wear winter caps and take bicycles for a ride, will see the release of the controversial game.
Fuck those retarded malakes, you know what I say man? Let’s all run naked in front of the PASOK offices with a souvlaki in one hand and a "Mitsotakis = epic lover for life" sign in the other to protest against this shit. Fuck man, you know what? The hell with it, why waste a whole hand holding just a souvlaki when you can hold two "Mitsotakis = epic lover for life" signs? In the end, critical thinking is the key to success.
Sorry for my Greek, I haven’t practiced them in a long time, I usually speak English. I like them better you know, they are cooler and, in the end, the Total Gym commercial is in English so, you know.
Peace.
PS. The money exists.
PS2. Down with the Junta
PS3. Peace
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